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Hard to say what caught my attention,
Vixen crazy, aphid attraction,
Carve my name in my face, to recognize,
Such a pheromone cult to terrorize;

MAX TANCHENHUI, a.k.a TCH.
born on the 14th of April.

Dunno why i started to blog already... so weird, LOLS.

Today early in the morning, i makan liao then my dog go stick its tongue into my mouth, WHAT THE F__K?! i think cus got the smell of the food or she too horny.

Went to library with Cheesan, Mingjie, Andy, Gouwei and Stanley to study. Studying half way, Cheesan and me decided to go home and take our laptops, called my sister to tell her that i wanna take my laptop but she dun let me cus she doing some stupid project. So, just went follow Cheesan to his house. Cheesan gave me an egg tart to eat, DAMN NICE!

Went to buy tibits and return to the library. Me and my other friends all using laptop already, only Andy very hardworking and continue to study.

We left the library then went to Jurong East Entertainment's arcade and Kbox's lan shop to play. I played House of Dead 4 in the lan shop, fun sia. Saw Haikal studying alone at KFC on the way home. Like so lonely like that.

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Today Chinese paper 1 and 2. Forget to bring dictionary for paper 1, but managed to lend it from Minjie during the paper =D

After the paper, Radin and me was playing and he accidentely hit his hip on the projector so he sat down and started groaning. Being a mischevious boy, i go act like i banged my hips on the projector and pretended like it was damn pain, so dramatic seh, Weihow laughed his ass off. Radin not happy already so he was like 'Catch me if u can, u run so slow!' so i went chasing him cus i cant stand the faggot faces he made, chased him from my class which was the 2nd class to the last class on my level AND i realise the last class (Sec 5s) were studying, so me and Radin acted like nothing happened and walked away, and when we were out of sight i continue to chase Radin. Once i managed to get hold of him, Mdm Kum was there and speaked in a very gayish tone: Prefect you chasing theif ahs? i dint bother cus i dun feel like talking to her. Went to recess and chat with my upper sec friends.

Makan already then ran back to class cus the paper 2 was about to begin. Saw my friends still slacking outside the class, so i joined them. Max and Radin was like wrestling so i went to choke slam Radin but i missed and got hold of his BOOBS and i call it boobs slam.

I saw something unbelievable cus one of my friend was reading a English story book when THE MOTHER TONGUE PAPER IS GOING TO START IN ANOTHER 5MINUTES!! wahahas. Three of my friends also slept throughout the 2 papers, cool eh? kakakas. Before the paper began, i joked with Max and one of the jokes was 'You are so hairy, that u have Afros on your nipples' and we laughed like mad men. My paper 2 going to die already, i dun understand at all, Tikam only.

After school, went outside the MRL and chat with my group of buddies. After awhile we saw Miss Lee(DM), OMG. She was talking to max, weihow and some other people cus they never pull up their socks and got caught by her. Saw Miss Lee talking to Weihow personally and was like cornering him. So i joked with my friends beside me and acted like im Miss lee and seducing Weihow at a corner. After i saw Miss Lee walk away, i went to disturb Max, Weihow and Eugene cus got nothing better to do. Cheesan came and we searched around the new block to find somebody. Went to the Detention Class with my three other friends to look for Yuge. After Yuge got his Ez-link card, we went to CU to makan and to MRT station with cheesan to top up his Ez-Link card. Went home and on the way saw lots of my long lost friends.

Dont u feel that my posts are so specific!? just like writing a diary.


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Today's exam! English paper 1. I was worrying about how to write a speech composition, but the worrying soon get over when i saw Eizaz chair! Me and Max started to laugh our asses off when we saw his damaged chair, it looked so funny. Me and Max started destroying Eizaz chair when he went for recess. After recess was my English Paper 1 and when we were asked to begin, i open up the paper and look through the questions. I chose question number 5: An important value you have learned (something like that) and was stunned by what i should start off with for a few minutes. Finally i thought of something to start with but not to continue with, i just wrote and think of ideas at the same time.

After school i walked with Weiping and friends to the bus stop. I was about to go to Doh Reh Mi coffee shop when i turned and saw Brenda. She told me that my darling had just headed home and was very near to where we were standing. So i chased her up and brought her home.

After that, i went to look for Cheesan, Mingjie, Yuge and Mingfeng at Doh Reh Mi, makan and go home! I dint went for todays' drums lesson cus tomorrow still got FREAKING CHINESE PAPER. Argh.. T-T walao eh, im so dead.

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